Upon placing this bonnet on your head you must pledge allegiance to the Sheep. All humankind must pledge allegiance by a kiss to the Sheepy's nose. One must swear an Oath of the Greenest Grass Devotion. Thy neighbour has greener grass? Thy neighbour gone. Sheep rule with sovereign power over the people. You will fulfill your duty to the Sheepies while you wear their wool. You will swear loyalty to the wool. Or so help me Sheep. *Do not under any circumstances kidnap the Sheepies. The consequences are high.