"Did I sign up for this? They say being in the ocean on the nenufars colonies near the Maldives, the 'new Atlantis,' is easy. I heard the commercial for joining the Pacific Army while I was retaking my reprogramming test to renew my aircapsules cross city permit. Who would have believed that by 2040, we would already have gas-charged sky-water-earth all-terrain cars fabricated using 3D printed recycled plexiglass, 'aircapsules: lighter than light'?
Walking with repellent amphibious clothing was pretty cool at the beginning, but then came the realization that we needed to protect the city from mutant sharks, megadotrons ten times bigger and faster than normal sharks. Then the water became contaminated with sticky fuels. Oh God, please don't let me have a bad day cleaning up this oil in the sea; it's exhausting. Just another day in paradise. What a day!"